megacharizardxxx:

MAXIMUM  VELOCITY

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

I always regret not putting in a “why do you have a peep show” option when talking to Clause in his haven.

I always regret not putting in a “why do you have a peep show” option when talking to Clause in his haven.

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

zerostop:

cool times to draw:

3 am

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

milkattack:

when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas

image

piraticoctopus:

"OUR SAVIOR LUIGI HAS RETURNED!"